What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

From Russia With Love

Have you experimented with bestiality?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Dr No

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Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

I caught my neighbor leaving his 12-year-old son home alone and he has not come back in 6 hours. Should I call CPS?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

When North Koreans visit other countries for the Olympics, what stops some of them fleeing away into that host country?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Is it possible to become homeless after being released from jail or prison in the United States?

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You guys are talking about having sex with dogs. I heard a news man was trying to have sex with a female dog and got stuck inside. Is that possible? How does it feel inside a dog’s vagina?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

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